Green Zone - 85 MPG Ruckus

That’s right people! I am the proud owner of a new Honda Ruckus Scooter. Why a scooter, you say? Style, fuel economy, convenient urban transportation and the same feeling of freedom you get from anything else with two wheels.

Quick specs- $2149 MSRP. 43 MPH top speed (not for long). 85 MPG.

85 MPG! If that isn’t impressive enough for you there are several internet claims of people getting over 100 MPG! Talk about reducing your carbon footprint. Also, it’s only April but you can feel the gas prices starting to creep up. My prediction is that by summer we’ll be paying some high gas prices again. This scooter has enabled me to become completely indifferent about the price of gasoline and it’s environmental impact is barely measurable.

A lot of people asked me why I didn’t get a motorcycle instead of a scooter and it’s a legitimate question. The answer is simple. This year called for something new. I have always ridden motorcycles so being on two wheels wasn’t news to me. In the past there have been some times when the only vehicle to my name was a motorcycle. Every day I would ride, rain or shine, and I’ve pretty much done everything you can do on a motorcycle short of race on a track. Also, if you have been following along, you know that I only live a couple miles from the office. The Ruckus is really going to be about commuting back and forth to work and buzzing around the city. It’s the epitome of convenience. I drive it right in the door and park it in my office! 

Don’t forget about the aftermarket. YOU MUST MOD. There is an entire scene devoted to this particular model with endless customizing options. Engines, exhausts, variators, frame extensions, rims and accessories galore. You can be sure I’m going to drop some cash to make my scoot look cooler and go faster. There’s something highly satisfying about tightening the last bolt on a brand new upgrade. So far, I made my number plates and decals here at work and hacked off some useless plastic. This will hold me over until I can get some real parts lined up.

The Ruckus has enabled me to further enjoy the satisfaction of cruising on two wheels. I have freed myself from the tyranny of the gas pump and I have a new toy to customize.

That’s about it. I’m currently accepting applications to join my scooter posse if you think you have what it takes. Other than that, if you see me out around town don’t be surprised if you get a "beep beep!"